It`s time for PJsssssssss

1) Statement:-``Agar Awara-Paagal-Deewana me Sunil shetty ka naam Rakli hota to Zoom channel pe Dileep Kumar or Sunil Shetty ke affair ki gossips aati``
Reason:- kyuki Saleem (Dileep Kumar) was in luv with Anarkali (Anna-Rakli) in Mughle-Azam movie.

2) Puzzle:- S or B agar interchangeable hote to America ke saath sabse jyada bura kya hota????????
Answer:- Osama Bin <---> Obama Sin
Other small blunders:-
Baap ( Daddy) <---> Saap ( Snake)
Kasab ( Terrorist involved in 11/26 -Mumbai) <---> Kabab
Kastur baa ( Wife of Mahatma Gandhi) <---> Kab(u)tur saa( Pigeon-like)
Sonia ( Congress President) <---> Bonia ( Baniya pronounced by a Bengali)
Sundar( Beautiful) <---> Bundar ( Monkey)
Laash( corpse) <---> Laabh (Profit)
etc..............etc...................etc

3) PJ..........
1 baar 2 roomie X & Y mutter-mushroom ki sabji banate hai.......
X- yaar, sabji me shayad namak kam hai chakh ke daal dena......
Y-Namak chakh ke .....haa, khara hi hai or daal deta hai................